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Dudley was, a portly boy,
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Brought mother and father joy,
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With every tantrum they’d act coy,
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Dudley could do no wrong.
Then one day, a great big man,
Knocked down cabin door, because he can,
Brought a cake for Harry, he’s eleven,
Dudley could smell that cake,
Hagrid caught him at the trough,
Scoffing mouthfuls, never got enough,
He drew his wand a gave a cough,
Dudley felt something change,
Dudley’s fear he wasn’t fakin’
The air smelt suddenly of bacon,
To eat the cake he was mistaken,
Dudley the little swine,
Dudley had a curly tail,
Australia could hear his wail,
His parents turned a shade of pale,
Dudley he had done wrong,
Dudley was, a portly lad,
Ate Harry’s cake which was very bad,
He now lives in a stye, that’s sad,
Dudley he had done wrong,
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